Some days it just takes a warped mind to “cut the cheese” and deliver a thought that clears things up! This I read and got a giggle so saving it here as we all need more giggle. – WD0AJG
US GAS: Futures Lifted By less gas released; Rise 0.3% On Week
Natural human and animal released gas futures rose Friday as traders viewed a report of lowered bean count gas released; an opportunity to buy on the chance that production growth in the well-supplied U.S. flatulence market may be slowing.
Natural human and animal gas for June delivery settled 5.2 cents, or 1.2%, higher, at $4.246 a million British thermal units on the New York Mercantile Exchange.
Gas futures had traded lower for much of the day Friday, but broke wind into positive territory after a report that the amount of gas released was at lowest levels in more than a year.
"This was the first piece of bullish news the market has really had in a while," said Kent Bayazitoglu, an analyst with energy-advisory firm Gelber & Associates in Houston. "It provided an excuse to buy. This market was probably looking for something to trade off of." – reuters
"beans beans; good for the heart,
the more u eat,
the more you auzfartz"
PU