Got it from the ONION so go over and read the whole thing… off the wall stories are sometimes more true than we think….
Admit It, I Scare The Ever-Loving Shit Out Of You, Don’t I?
BY PAUL RYAN CANDIDATE FOR VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES AUGUST 13, 2012 | ISSUE 48•33
Sept. 11 Could Not Have Been Prevented Without Accruing A Lot Of Overtime It Pleases Me To Announce The Elevation And Coronation Of Hammond Morris, The Onion’s New Advertising Czar
When Mitt Romney selected me as his running mate, I knew the Democratic attack dogs would come out in full force. They would say I’m a right-wing ideologue. They would say my views on entitlement programs are far too radical. They
“And Now the Rest of the Story – “Politics suck but this one is funny…