From the Onion…

Finding that we all need a few giggles… the weekly Onion is out and these are pretty good… headlines.

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Report: Last Time Anyone Actually Rose To The Occasion Was 2002

Goldman Sachs Announces They’re Blowing Up A Nursing Home And There’s Nothing Anyone Can Do About It

Narrow Gaps In Bathroom Stall Doors To Be Widened Monday