Random thoughts as we age …

I got this from a friend?  I think… anyway it is way too good to pass up and so I am stealing it for my posts so that some day I can remember what he told me… thanks David..

 

 

The biggest lie I tell myself is …"I don’t need to write that down, I’ll remember it."

Wouldn’t it be great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for tenminutes; come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller!

Last year I joined a support group for procrastinators.  We haven’t met yet!

I don’t trip over things, I do random gravity checks!

I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off!

Old age is coming at a really bad time!

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